Darkness ruled over the land and despair rained from the sky. Sadness infused the people of a once fair land with the tears of endless mourning. Through the wailing of the crowd a voice rang out…”I am here to cleanse your fear! For I am the Legend of the Vine!”
Does this “hero” have what it takes to save this cursed land? Let’s find out.
Name: Legend of the Vine
Varietals: Cabernet Sauvignon
Producer: Faraway Vineyards
(Price can vary on state, taxes, the store’s mark-up, and if you are still eating Thanksgiving leftovers.)
As the hero stepped out of the crowd, the only thing I could see with any detail was his cape. The hordes of desperate citizens clawed at him with a the ravenous hunger that could only be found in those longing to be free. The cape had a color that appeared to be a mix of ruby and purple. I would say, 2/3 ruby and 1/3 purple.
The wine carried his scent into the nostrils of the downtrodden residents. The aroma of blackberry and oak permeated the layers of terroir that was caked on the desperate denizens. “Prepare to taste my power!” exclaimed the hero.
A blast hit the crowd. Blackberry, oak, and cocoa was carried through the wave of medium acid as it washed away the worries of the inhabitants. The medium finish calmed the crowd. The elderly danced, babies slept, parents of the babies slept, and the millennials checked Instagram. Happiness had returned to the Forsaken!
Rating: Enjoy Again
The joyous mob celebrated the Hero’s victory with the fruits of the land and the finest steaks and cured meats.
As they approached him to express their gratitude…he vanished. However, they all knew that somewhere, he was helping another land cast off the chains of torment and embrace the elation that can only be found through the Legend of the Vine!
…and end scene. Have you tried Legend of the Vine Cab? What did you think of it? Let me know in the comments below!